It was a quite Friday when I noticed from the balcony of Hamburger Mary’s, a long dark limo had pulled up. It was about 2pm. 5 guys jumped out. 4 of them were wearing matching T shirts that said, “I dig homeless chicks.” The 5th guy’s shirt said, “Give me yo panties!” It was a beginnings of a wild bachelor party.

     I yelled from the balcony, “Hey guys come up and do a shot!” The guys came up to the 2nd floor balcony and told me they liked my style.  The 5 of them were all college buddies from Chicago, now in their mid 30’s. They ordered drinks and hamburgers. Then they tell me that the night before they were kicked out of a fine restaurant, then a topless Girly Club. Then at a beach bar they told the guys to go home & to bed at 11PM.

    Jokingly they asked me, “What time did I think I would kick them out?” I guessed to myself, ‘about 4pm’!

    The guys sendoff party was in full force when a husband & wife couple walked in. After their second drink then went to the restroom telling me they would be right back. When they came back the woman had taken her panties off and gave them to the groom. Everybody laughed…. then the husband handed them his underwear!!!

    The shots started they guys then started to write on the grooms body????? 4PM came and they started to squirt ketchup off the balcony. I walked up to the leader and said, “I win it’s 4PM and time to move this party on. LOL LOL!”

    The guys agreed paying the bill and leaving a great tip. They asked me when to go next??? Hum….. I sent them to Covert Carol at the Green Iguana down the street.  A few days later I saw Carol. She thanked me for sending the guys. They were big tippers there too. She asked them to leave when they started to ask Grandmothers for sexual advice on how to satisfy their girlfriends. LOL LOL

    The strange things some straight people do. LOL LOL