This week Carrie & myself have been together 36 years.  The first 10 years you’re in love and lust.  You really don’t know what all is going on all around you. That is why when we were together about 18 years I had a big surprise.  Carrie & I were working on restoring our bungalow home. Carrie accidentally got a big ripped leg cut & I took him to the emergency Walk In Clinic to have stitches and shots. The next day I was reading the doctors bill and noticed a mistake. Right there in black and white they had the nerve to write down the wrong date of his birth. I showed it to Carrie right away.

     Carrie smiles and said that it was correct. CORRECT!!! You mean you are 4 years older than me and not 2 years! Carrie smiled and said, “Yes, I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

     I replied, “NO BIG DEAL!!! So when I had your gigantic 40th birthday party you were actually 42? Your sisters must have thought I was crazy and a little off!” Carrie smiled and said that his sisters already thought I was crazy.

     If I ever get another boyfriend I will check his drivers licence on the first date!