You Can Not Make This Up

        Banking Hours… Bail Money!
    Mark and his sister, Flora were in Minnesota recently and it was one cold day. They had some estate banking to do at a small town bank. So they looked the Well Fargo Bank hours up on the Internet. It said open at 8:30 AM. The two of them arrived right at 8:30 AM. In the door was a sign that said open at 9 AM.
    OK… no big deal the two of them waited in the car since it was 30 degrees & cold outside and no other place to go.  With the car running with heat on the two waited for the bank to open. Cars were pulling in and driving out of the parking lot but not getting out of the cars.
    Then a  Sheriff’s car pulled in blocking Mark & Flora’s car. One tall officer (who was Smoking HOT) walked up to the car and motioned to roll down the window. With a big sexy Minnesota smile said, “I can tell you are not from here. There is no front license plate on your car. What are you doing here? I need some ID, please!”
    Mark stared as if he was a deer looking into car headlights. Flora was trying to unchill her cold Savanna, GA bones. Both said in harmony to the large Paul Bunyon officer, ” We have a meeting with the bank manager at 9 am!”
     “OK,  you are from Florida! But in Minnesota you are not allowed to park in a bank parking lot before the bank opens. That’s the law!”  the Hot officers frosty mouth chanted. The other sheriffs officer was smart and stayed in his warm running cruiser keeping eyes on both Mark & Flora!
    “Do you see those cars parked 2 block away at the corner? They are the bank staff waiting for you to leave. They gave us a call. They thought you might possibly be… bank robbers!”
    The one Hot officer then check ID’s and said, ” Please just drive around for 20 minutes and then come back.”
    They did and everything was OK. The next day Mark & Flora thought about doing it again just to see the super friendly, soft spoken officer again!!!