You Just Can Not Make This Up

Bahaman Gay Bar
We went to Nassau in the Bahamas with 2 good gay friends Don & Khan. After 2 days of everyday sightseeing tourist things and the beautiful beaches, we needed a gay fix. I asked the resort cab driver if he knew where the Gay Bars were? He smiled and said. “Yes, Very Nice place.” Off we went in the opposite direction of downtown to a small strip mall. Everything was closed except a brightly lit up club all decorated in gold and red. The cab driver once again was all smiles and said that he would wait to take us back late and to take our time. Inside there was a window with a guy taking cover charges of $20 per person. OK, we were on vacation so Don paid for us all. Once inside the place was very sparse. The hostess said, “It’s almost show time I will get you a special table.” Then hand out asking for tip.
We all sat down and the first round of drinks was $60. WOW this must be quite the show. Then the show started….. Out came 4 islander real girls… NAKED!!! Then you know what were in our faces! Carrie & Brian said to just enjoy the show and were tipping the girls. That just made things worse. The girls were all over us by now. After the drink we all left. Outside the security guards approached us and wants a $10 tip from each of us. These thugs said that they were protecting us and with out the tip they would send the cab away. On the ride back the cab driver was laughing you guys are so funny there are NO GAY BARS in the Bahamas!!! After being hosed down like this we have little desire to ever go back to the Bahamas