You Just Can Not Make This Up

SINK HOLE!!!!
Back in our college days at USF, we had 2 good friends who were lovers and drag queens too. Carrie had just gotten a newer car but wanted to keep is old car the Orange Bomber! Our apartment complex wouldn’t let us keep it there. Our two friends lived in a trailer court on North Nebraska Ave. They said sure just bring it over here and park it behind our trailer. We brought the Orange Bomber over and had parked her behind the trailer. The four of us we sitting on the picnic table, drinking a beer, when all of a sudden Mark noticed something!!!! The back of the car was starting to sink into the ground. More!!! More!!! More!!! … then the front tires were off the ground and the trunk was going into the ground. Everybody started to yell…” SINK HOLE, SINK HOLE!!!!”
 Our two friends ran into their trailer and we all started to bring out wigs dress, shoes etc etc etc and tossing them into our other cars. By the time the fire department and police had arrived there was a big crowd around. The firemen came back laughing and said, “Guys there is no sink hole. You just parked on top of an old septic tank and the tank collapsed!!”
After the tow truck got her out you can just imagine what the car smelled like. LOL LOL LOL