You Just Can Not Make This Up

The First time you had sex?
Carrie is always teasing Mark about his big stack of notes written on guest checks. LOL LO That is because there is always something going on at the balcony at Hamburger Mary’s.  One night we were between shows and Miss Joey Brooks was holding court on the end of the bar. A performer we will call Miss R, who we will just say was FULL OF LIFE (Cocktailed), came out to the bar. Before we knew it she was on top of the bar voueging. She laid out on the bar top & ordered a shot for everybody. Lifted the shot and said “Here’s to the first time we all had sex! I’m sure you all remember the first time!!!! I do it was at Miss Joey Brooks house!” You could have heard a pin drop as Miss Brooks actually put down her goldschlouger and said “OOOOO” Miss R then announced “Yes it was Fantastic I was 18 and he was a much older man…21 years old! We were in your backyard waiting for you to get home from a show late one night. and was with …. (famous bartender) . The things you hear on Hamburger Mary’s balcony!!! LOL LOL LOL