You Just Can Not Make This Stuff Up!

The names have been changed to protect the innocent!   Kinda – Sort of… LOL
“Vodka & the Professor”
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There is a wonderful & kinda nutty professor who is Loved by everybody here in GaYBOR. One night she was so excited that their daughter & son in law were coming for a concert in GaYBOR. The 3 of them & their friends all had a VIP space with bottle service. The perfect son in law ordered the second bottle of Grey Goose. The concert ended and when nobody was looking the daughter poured the rest of the bottle into a water bottle and sneaked it out. Monday, the professor was running late for work so she grabbed some fruit and a bottle of water. In the middle of a lecture she reached into her purse and pulled out a bottle of water & took a big sip! OMG you guessed it. The water bottle was vodka. We asked if she finished the bottle. Our favorite nutty professor just smiled and said it was a very interesting relaxing teaching day. LOL LOL