We all have that one crazy friend, who thinks just like yourself. We were at a restaurant and I went to the men’s room. Coming back, I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. My friend asked what so funny? I told her that there was a guy standing at the bar with his pants pulled down below his butt with his underwear hanging out. Not so un common but there was a hug stain on his underwear.  She jumped up and went right over to investigate herself. Comes back and says “That’s not a sh*t stain…. its gum!!!” I just had to ask what flavor was it!!! You just can not make this up.