You Just Can Not Make This Up

I was sitting in the car servicing waiting room when a guy comes in and sits next to me. He right way starts to tell me a story. He was at this same dealership when a 400-pound lady was walking by him and steps on his foot. She starts to fall and on the way down punches him in his mouth breaking a tooth. The worst part, in his words, she wasn’t wearing undergarments.  He was traumatized by what he saw.

 2 ambulances came to take them both away. He had a broken foot, cracked rib and cracked pelvis. Months of doctors and rehab. Then she sues him for tripping her and the dealership.  2 years later he won his case. Today he is still seeing doctors for his nightmares since.   Last. Year his son took him to and all you can eat pizza parlor. The same lady came walking towards him with 2 slices of pizza in her hands. He turned and ran out the door.

What would you say to this perfect stranger?  I was actually speechless and start to look for a hidden camera.