You Just Can Not Make This Up

We have a crazy wild fun lady friend. She has a German accent and loves to laugh. We were at one of her party homes recently and she has a new sexy boyfriend. Laughing she told us she trains her boyfriends like dogs.  She has a 3 bells system. Just watch this…. When she rings the 1st bell and the boyfriend comes over and gives her a kiss.  When she rang the 2nd bell he came and asked “Is it time for champagne? We then asked what is the 3rd bell for?  With a naughty smile she said “This bell is for when I want sex NOW!!”  I had to ask “Where can I buy one of those bells?”… We just love her so much!!!