I asked a friend how his Christmas was. He laughed and with a big smile said that it was one he will never forget.  He had gone home to his 86-year-old Grandmothers farm for Christmas.  All the family had gathered there.  His Grandmother asked him if they could take her Cadillac for a drive. She said to sneak the keys because his parents didn’t want her to use the car. Of course, he said YES. They were about a mile away and turning back when she asked to drive the car home. Pulling into the farm yard Grandma drove right into a tree. She started laughing and said “That’s what they get for fighting over who gets my car when I’m gone!!!” They both laughed and laughed. His parents were so mad. LMAO