I was talking with a couple friends in the bar when a well-dressed older guy with a cane walked in. He started to talk in Spanish. I told him in my own bad Spanish that I did not speak Spanish very well and to please speak in English. He went on in Spanish and I asked him to speak slower. I heard him say “agua” which means water. I nodded and smiled. Then gave him a glass of water. He took a couple sips’ then put the water down and started to yell in Spanish. I understood the bad words (“CONO”) then he switched to English and said FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Turned and walked out.  My friends at the bar started to laugh. They said, “he asked for scotch and water!” I asked “why didn’t you tell me???” They said, “You should have seen the look on the guys face when you gave him just water” …. LMAO LMAO

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