One night an upset lady waked up to the bar and said that she was very disappointed. I asked why? She told me that she had come to see a drag show and we had a real woman on stage instead. I smiled and told her that was a drag queen. She then insisted that it could not be because she had big real bobbies. Once again I smiled and said those are implants she got them at the BOGO SALE. Buy One and Get One. She didn’t smile but actually said…. “Now I’m really confused. If they are fake boobies then why are they sagging so much?”   I smiled….Gravidity????