What NOT to Say to your bartender. A couple walked up to the bar and both appeared to have been drinking. The woman started to cuss out a neighboring bar. I asked “What happened? Why were they so mean to you?” She actually said….  “Those MF’ers actually told me to leave. Just because I thru up all over their bathroom. NOW give me a MF strong drink NOW!!!” Hum… they both got ice water. LOL