You Can Not make this Up.

There was a very nice young male dancer. One day he said to me”Hey Tea Cup I gotta show you a photo” Of course I asked if it was a nude photo of himself. He said “Dude it’s much better.” Then showed me a photo of money carefully spread out on his bed. With excitement in his voice he actually said “That’s $128.00 dollars. I bet you have never seen that much cash at one time. I made  it dancing..” His friend said “Of course Tea Cup has seen that much cash before….. Haven’t you Tea Cup?” I just smile and said WOW that’s a lot of money.