Two hot designer clothed guys in their 30’s walked up to the patio bar. OK this sounds like a beginning to a great old joke.The first guy says to me “Don’t you think my boyfriend is HOT!” I just smiled and said, “your both HOT!”

     Then this taller gent actually says to me and 7 other nearby bar customers ears… “I just met him on line at Easy Bottoms.com!” I gave him my fake laugh, high brow and thought, “WOW the things total strangers tell bartenders”. Then the second guy over hears and says, ” For a first date it is not going well. Actually I think its over.”  He then walks out.

    The first guy says to me “What an impersonal bitch, I’m glad this didn’t go any farther.”

OMG…I smiled and said, ” Would you like a double? “