Back in the late 1990’s there was this very colorful friend of ours named Ed. He was and still is, the owner of a very large adult distribution center in Tampa. Ed sells everything from adult toys to dvd’s. One day he pulled up at our store with this huge black 4 door Mercedes Benz. We were all out side checking out his new car. Ed opened the doors and the glass was 1 inch thick!!! Ed explained the car was bullet  proof!!! OMG Why do you need a bullet proof car? Ed laughed and said, “Guess what I paid for this car.”  We said 80 or $100,000?  Ed gave us his big laugh and said ” your not going to believe this…. This Asian guy came in and said he was going back to China. He could not take this car with him. So the guy traded the car for 1,000 Gay Porno  Dvd’s! Laughing even harder Ed said This guy then told me there are no Gays in China! They are not going to believe this. LOL LOL”