There is a beautiful woman we know who looks like Marilyn Monroe.  She is a huge flirt and as far as we know has not worked in  many years. Lived in a beautiful gated  community near the beach. She always has at least one or two very well off rich boyfriends. She was dating a very young, handsome and rich software entrepreneur Juan. It was her birthday and Juan took her out for the night. Over the next couple days she called Juan many times and said, “The flowers, lobster dinner & cheap jewelry were nice, but I was really counting on something very special from you!”

After several calls like this Juan called her back and said, “I just left your home & left your big birthday gift there.” Delighted she called him back

 “Is it parked in the drive way?”  Juan replied, “No, it’s in your living room” Is it a big new HD TV with sound system I wanted?” Juan, “No!” “Then it must be the new painting from the art gallery I liked.” Juan “No it’s a perfect gift just for you!!!”

When she arrived home as she jumped out of the car the neighbors could hear her scream WTF!!!!

There in the living room in the center of the big front window……. Juan had  a sleek shiny metal stripper pole installed!!! They broke up after that.

We like Juan’s style & wondered where he is today!!! LOL LOL