We have a fun straight couple that works on one of the cruise ships that sails from Tampa’s Channelside Port. When in port they come to Ybor City to entertain themselves and for drinks at Hamburger Mary’s. Many times they also bring new crew friends too. One day they were having drinks and waiting for some new friends to join them. They told bartending Tea Cup they were a fun couple who were food critics for national newspapers. The couple arrived & the party was off to a wild start. Then Tea Cup accidentally tipped the food critics drink into his lap! Tea Cup grabbed some paper towels and started to pat him dry. Then it hit Tea Cup…. Oh NO!!! Did I just pat dry the crotch of a straight guy!?!?! What to do next? Get his wife cocktailed of course!!! LOL LOL