You Can Not Make This Up.

Bridezilla
One night at a famous local festive restaurant, there were 2 big bridal dinner parties going on. The two group were seated next to each other. The Mother of the bride, at one table, was making quite the drunken scene. The food came and everybody was happy having a great time when….. The Mother of the bride stood up to toast her daughter. With no warning she started to throw up on the table. She put her hand over her face and it was just like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose. She sprayed everywhere!!! The servers quickly rushed in to start cleaning her up. Bridzilla announced everybody was leaving. The server Mr A. handed her the check and she went ballistic and didn’t want to pay for anything!!!
In a straight face Mr. A said, “I didn’t just throw up on your food & guests. Why should I as your server have to pay for everything?”
The sheriff manager then comp’d the whole check including the drinks. Bridezilla stormed out & of course no tip. Just then the other Bridal party who had seen everything said…… “I guess they are not going to eat those cup cakes they left.”
They actually picked up the cup cakes from the back of the thrown up table and ate them! You just can not make this up!!!! LOL LOL