You Can Not make This Stuff Up!!

    “Chocolate Meat Balls”
    We were at this very fancy Gay Holiday Party. There was a very elegant buffet set up with the finest crystals & silver. Then the host announced everybody to the buffet and said “Let the children go first” We looked around & the host was pointing toward us!!! OMG!!! To be fair there were people in their 90’s at the party.
     I was in a very festive mood aka cocktailed. So I put a couple meat balls on my plate. Then turn to talk with somebody when the meat balls rolled off the plate and into the chocolate fondue. Very gracefully I reached for a spoon an scoped the meatballs out of the chocolate. The caterer saw it and his eyes looked like dear in headlights. Wouldn’t you know it the snoopy queen behind me also saw everything.
    He said “Why, I have never thought of dipping meatballs into chocolate.” Then proceed to do it too as then did everybody else in the line behind me. OMG LOL LOL. The next year at the same party there was a huge chaffing dish with meatballs covered in chocolate sauce. You just can not make this up!!!